In defense of leaving the toilet seat up...

So, as toilet seats go, I prefer to leave the seat in the down position.  One will rarely find toilet seats up in my own home.  But at work, I often leave the toilet seats in the "up" position, and I feel like explaining why, as it rarely comes up in conversation.  Often when I go into a public restroom, I will find urine, or like today--feces on the toilet seat.  Since I possess the ability to pee standing up, this does not interfere with my duties, the seat is raised, and the duty done.  "Why even bother lifting the seat?" one might ask.  And here it is.  It's so the lady walking towards the bathroom doesn't enter, and think I was the derelict pissing on the seat.  I would rather be considered inconsiderate, than unable to control my wiener.  Welcome to my mind.