I Want to Kick Down a Door

I want to kick down a door so bad I can hardly stand it. It's only been the last few days that I've been perseverating on this, but I want to do it. I'm not angry. I'm not in a destructive mood. I understand that there's really no way this is going to happen, but it's one of those things I'm dying to try.

You see it done on T.V., and sometimes it works better than others, but I'm pretty sure that as these things go, I'd be good at it. And not just kicking. I'd like to ram through a door with my shoulder. Hell, even those battering rams that SWAT teams use would be kind of cool, but I'd prefer just me. And a door. And I win.

I'm not always a destructive person. My profession is helping put people back together, but how fun is it to bust stuff apart? Everybody takes things apart. When we were kids we'd take apart dead watches. That's not what I'm talking about. More like Limp Biskit said, give me something to break.

I can't be alone on this. Surely other people want to break down a door. Not figuratively. Literally. I want to break stuff. Especially a door. And I don't want to get in trouble for it.