The Greatest Fashion Faux Pas

Fashion is a silly game. True style is never out of fashion, while what draws raves on the runway is rarely practical enough for common wardrobes. What is acceptable varies with culture, socioeconomic status, personal statements and more. I would never proclaim expertise in the matter, but I speak to the one inalienable truth of the fashion world -- there is never a time or a place, no matter what you've read in Ecclesiastes, where tucking your shirt into your underwear is acceptable. Don't do it. It's wrong. It's dirty. You will be judged. Harshly. I'm sure the offenders don't know any better, so we must educate them. Ignorance is not always bliss -- sometimes it's embarrassing.