Shirtless and Shameless

I just got back from the grocery store. I'm doing my thing, throwing stuff in my cart - hey, the produce looks good today, look at those tiny cans of Coke, look at that portly man with no shirt, see how they keep all the expensive razors locked up, the magazine selection sucks. Then I'm in line and I see it again... THAT TAN FAT MAN ISN'T WEARING A SHIRT!!! What the hell? How come that didn't freak me out the first time? He and a shirted buddy were both carrying 24 packs of Bud Light out the door. Of course it was Bud Light. People put on shirts to buy Bass Ale. The positive spin on this situation, is that at least he didn't have a t-shirt tucked into his Fruit of the Looms.