In-N-Out

Vegetarians, we must take a stand. We must not continue going to In-N-Out with our meat-eating friends. Come on people. A grilled cheese is really just American cheese on a white bun! Who cares if it's animal style? Grilled onions--I can do better at home! In-N-Out says, "Quality you can taste," and that may be true for their patties, but there is a reason why they are so cheap, and that reason is all they give to the veggies. In the first paragraph on quality on their website, they reference over-processed ingredients while they rave about their beef. Only a couple hype-building paragraphs later, they are raving about their American "cheese" being the real thing, and sponge dough. The shakes are average, and not worth the trip. The much lauded fries are merely a consolation prize that the omnivores try to fool us with, while we all know that Del Taco's fries are far superior.

So please, omnivorous friends, don't patronize me by telling me how good a grilled cheese is in any guise. Six dollar burgers? Please, I come from the land where they have $13 Vege Burgers that blow your mind. Please realize that while I might occasionally accompany a friend to this sub-par establishment, it is not because of culinary waywardness. Maybe I'll enjoy the company more than the food, because In-N-Out kind of sucks for vegetarians.