Your Pillow Rights

UNDER PENALTY OF LAW THIS TAG NOT TO BE REMOVED EXCEPT BY THE CONSUMER

All caps.  Sounds important.  Yet so often ignored.  On the one hand, so clearly a warning for the pillow merchant, yet a suggestion for the consumer.  While there is no harm in leaving your pillow tags on a pillow that goes into a case, there is nothing to be gained by leaving this tag on a decorative pillow.  This is a decorative disaster on par with the greatest fashion faux pas!  If you need to be reminded, in three languages, how to wash your pillow, then put the tag in a safe place.  They don't let me write pillow tags, or they would say, "Hey, you've bought the pillow.  You ARE the consumer.  Now take off this damn tag!"  Oh well, they're probably the same people who have the toilet paper coming off the back of the roll...