National Egg Nog Day

A lot of talk is given to the true meaning of Christmas
And I wouldn't blame a single person if they were to miss this
A day like Rodney Dangerfield doesn't get respect
I'd like to share with all of you my seasonal regret

While everyone is talking 'bout the birth of Baby Jesus
Or fighting crowds for Christmas gifts to be given between us
I want to call attention to a day that most ignore
Today is National Egg Nog Day December 24

I've you're looking to unwind
With an alternative to wine
Have some egg nog

If you need some Christmas cheer
Don't go reaching for a beer
Have some egg nog

If you want to feel dandy
You can spike your nog with brandy
Have some egg nog

If you need something to chase
Away that fruitcake taste
Have some egg nog

If you want to gain a pound
Just have another round
Have more egg nog

If your friends sneer and say eww
Then there'll be more nog for you
Have more egg nog

I know many won't agree
So there'll be more nog for me
I love egg nog