Monday, October 27, 2008

Ain't Gettin' Any!

Nope.  Not a post about sex.  It's about the "homeless" guy standing at the intersection with the "Please Help" sign, listening to an iPod!  First of all, it's a rechargeable battery, which means you're charging it, which means you're probably plugging it into a wall or a computer, which means you probably aren't that homeless.  If you're pan handling, it seems like it would be in your best interest to look like you've got everything working against you.  Don't wear nice shoes.  Don't wear nice clean clothes.  Don't shave.  Don't smoke.  Don't sit down.  You ain't getting my money.
On the other hand, you can go a long way with a funny sign.  That's a good way to earn a buck.  

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I cant believe nobody posted nothing on this one. The little
muther $#@$. Piss me off. Your right, they dress to well to be that poor, and especially when you see a fat man begging for money. Its like a wet back trying to cross the border, wearing a lakers hat and a t-shirt that says daddy's little princess. I'm glad you posed this thanks. By the way do you have a Buck i can borrow.

Anonymous said...

sorry i ment I'm glad you posted this comment, thanks. seriously do you have a buck.

Unknown said...

Amen, Freddy!

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