Don't Get It Twisted

I work in a world where I am constantly trying to get people to become more aware.  Mostly of their posture and movement, but it varies according to their needs.  Various factors influence my prediction of their success, but awareness of one's body is paramount.  This brings me to a disturbing observation I had the other day at work.  While it is quite common to see a woman's skirt twisting to the side, I was dumbfounded to see a man's pants ridiculously twisted at the waist.  One hip pocket was approaching the vertical smile, while the other seemed on a mission to become a front pocket.  It is quite believable that a skirt could twist to the side without notice, but there are various design and anatomical reasons why this is quite inconceivable for a man's trousers.  To clarify, this man was not twisting off of a mat, or doing anything that would have just twisted the pants.  Far too much time had passed, with ample opportunity to straighten out this most uncomfortable blunder.  It almost made me mad, but I was a little too aghast to settle on one emotion.  So while it may not be as familiar as "don't get your panties in a knot," I'd recommend you don't get your trousers twisted.