Southern France 2009
15 years ago
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Shirtless and Shameless
I just got back from the grocery store. I'm doing my thing, throwing stuff in my cart - hey, the produce looks good today, look at those tiny cans of Coke, look at that portly man with no shirt, see how they keep all the expensive razors locked up, the magazine selection sucks. Then I'm in line and I see it again... THAT TAN FAT MAN ISN'T WEARING A SHIRT!!! What the hell? How come that didn't freak me out the first time? He and a shirted buddy were both carrying 24 packs of Bud Light out the door. Of course it was Bud Light. People put on shirts to buy Bass Ale. The positive spin on this situation, is that at least he didn't have a t-shirt tucked into his Fruit of the Looms.
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Currently I am Shirtless and Shameless as I read this.
I'm not shirtless, but am I shameless? I drink Budlight, but cut me some slack its the drink of my people or "tan people".
I thought it was part of a uniform for people who drink bud...shirtless, mullets are part of the required uniforms. Shameless is for any one who drinks.....im shirtless just because i like it.
Hilarious. I have made an official ban to never buy American beer, unless it's a great microbrew like Sam Adams or Alaskan Amber. But the best beers really do come from Europe (Germany and Belgium for starters). Something about the whole Bud thing just has white trash written all over it. Just can't do that. I totally know what you mean. On the up side, beer is loaded with B vitamins and that makes me very happy...;)
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